...to survive a zombie apocalypse

Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit

Zombie survival kit
Don’t be caught unprepared when the walkers come calling – gear up with this handy Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit from Gerber. Includes 3 machetes, 3 knives, and an axe, all in a canvas carrying [...]
...to feel the churn

Hand Butter Churn

hand crank butter churn
Better butter is a beautiful thing. Not only does this Kilner churn crank out a homemade batch of great tasting butter in only about 10 minutes, but it also allows you to experiment with [...]
...to take a seat when there isn't one

Foldable Travel Pocket Chair

foldable portable chair
Keep your keister up off the ground with this nifty portable travel seat. It’s roughly the size of a soda can, but telescopes out to hold up to 220 pounds of hiney when you [...]
...to let my daughter date

Ghost Ghillie Suit

Ghillie Suit
Eventually you will need to let your daughter out of your sight on a date, but to start you can just stay out of her’s – with a Ghillie suit! Channel your own inner [...]
...to make great coffee without electricity

French Press Coffee & TeaMaker

French Press
Whether you love or hate the French, you have to admit they make a great cup of coffee. And you can too – even when the power is out – with this French Press [...]
...to survive when I get lost

Tactical Survival Bracelet

Tactical Survival Bracelet
Fashion don’t mean squat if you’re lost in the woods. But this wearable survival kit has the tools you need to make it back to camp safely, including a compass, fire starter, emergency knife, [...]
...for when the grocery stores are empty

Vegetable Seed Survival Garden

survival seeds
Don’t find yourself eating Alpo when food gets scarce – be ready with your own vegetable garden! This handy pack of heirloom seeds will allow you to plant over an acre of renewable food [...]
...to drink from a puddle

LifeStraw Personal Water Filter

Life Straw
Never be caught without clean drinking water again! This portable miracle allows you to suck up to 1000 liters of bog water without wrecking your intestines.